An attempt at Gonzo - MH370 

So a plane goes missing - a giant, metallic air-bird consisting of a shit load of people. Alright, well, 239 passengers to be exact, but regardless of the amount, every single soul, body and whatever else we human beings have, has vanished into thin air… What the fuck?!

As if the poor, unsuspecting bastards on the plane didn’t have enough on their plate: frustrated faces, nervous body language and the aggravating shrieks of the baby 2 rows behind. I pity them. Even though there is nobody to pity. Or is there?

The Malaysians, together with an entourage of 14 countries all seek the predicted remains, debris, or remnants of the gigantic 747. Yet, nothing has surfaced. The confident and uneducated conspiracy theorists quickly take to their girlfriends – the sexy, seductive and slim keys of the laptop – and with such passion and purpose, write down the most blatantly idiotic fragments of filth a reader has to bear witness to. Come on, where is the love for truth? Bloody Dipshits.

So these morons argue that Edward Snowden, Ancient Aliens, The Illuminati and Witchdoctors could be the best possible explanation for a flight that just vanishes. Mind you, the incapable imbeciles of the FBI and Interpol have proven - for quite some time now - that they can’t even come up with a solution. As for Ibrahim Mat Zin, the foolish leader for the cult of wasteful witchdoctors, we can only feel compassion and give sincerity to such a brain-damaged individual. If you can find 239 passengers on board a plane that has just disappeared, then go ahead and win the lottery. Why waste such divine skills? I mean, can you say charlatan?

An old-ass captain with his trusted co-pilot companion, maybe they’re to blame? Remember those incapable imbeciles, the FBI and Interpol? Well, they’ve taken that angle and been to the homes of the missing pilots, twice. If twice doesn’t spell incompetency, then I don’t know what does. There are still another 43 ships combing the raging, living seas; another 58 aircraft exploring the altitudes of the spheres and another million people surfing the web for porn. What difference does it make? So far, none, none at all.

So after denigrating my mind with theories of garbage, I’ve also been thinking a bit about the reason behind this surprising turn of events. Perhaps, there is somebody on board, smart enough, nay, genius enough. So genius in fact, that they have decided to land the plane in a place of silence, peace and tranquility, all in order to procreate until a new culture of people emerges and evolves into a community of ingenuity and art. Call it bullshit, call it conspiracy, it really means nothing until we know the facts. Am I wrong?

Now, prayers and opinions are being disseminated like free condoms. Will it all end in truth, or will the falsified, unsubstantiated tide of misinformation create a disruption throughout the minds of the gullible? Imagine that, we all doubt and deny with such conviction and no fact, logic or rational conducting of our innate human faculties. Wait just a second, we’re all like that already!